I blame my comfy socks

I bought these new socks a while ago and they are great. The are so soft and fluffy. I love socks. Winters here get so cold. And with the wood floor and tile downstairs my feet get really cold. When my feet get cold then they hurt. I HATE going to be bed with cold feet. Just ask Josh, he hates it when I shove my feet between his to get them warm. Anyhow, I've been wearing these socks. Yesterday while Isaac was taking a nap I went downstairs. The moment my feet hit the tile from stepping off the stairs my feet went flying. Both feet slid into the dresser by the front door. My bum hit the tile HARD and my back, arms and head hit the stairs. Now my feet, ankles, knees, hips, back, ribs, shouders, neck and hands are hurtin bad. I blame my socks!!! And I've got way to many projects and cleaning to do before my Dad and Step-mom get here next week. I don't know why but this whole situation just makes me mad.